GAYNOR, theodore dwayne

When it comes to history only the past shall know and we shall forget in the future. We will learn from our past, we will learn how to persuade ourselves that it didn't happen. We will remember the good things that happened and only the bad through our own eyes. This is dangerous. If you do not cover every basic statement of your history you are bound to repeat each and every step along the way. We must be aware of the way our bodies move through space, that hair that fell of your should could be evidence, it could change the entire future. Be sure to wear a hair net, be sure to wear shoes too big for your feet, be sure to wear gloves. Be sure to cover those shoes that are two sizes too big. All of these things will definitely help to disprove that the killer was in fact you.

These are all things that my father has taught me. My mother on the other hand had taught me numerous ways to gank, kill and leave a person without any visible wounds. Did you know that it takes sixteen pounds of pressure to completely obliterate the wind pipe and your victim will suffocate? My family is not normal, not like your average home. My father is a detective for the ministry of magic. It differs from being an Auror in the fact that he doesn't go out there and chase down the bad guys, instead he gathers evidence for them and creates case files. My mother is a coroner for as well. She has seen it all, therefore I have been around it all. I knew I would be accepted to Beauregard, and I knew that I would be in Corvus. And therefore here I am. With my cocoa, in front of the fire, filling in the small squares of my New York Times Crossword Puzzle. Difficult? Hardly. To you? more than likely.