GALLAGHER, ryon turlough

What cannae say? I grew up in tha game. Me father was tha commissioner fer tha Irish an' English Quidditch leagues, an' now he works as a board member through his retirement. Me mum works in tha patent offices an' tha's were she plans on stayin'. Cannae say tha same fer meself, ya know? Once I graduated from Beauregard when I was seventeen years old. I was scouted by Ballycastle and picked up fresh off tha' block playin' as a beater an I quickly became a star.

But tha' dinnae pan out fer me entirely. Sure I played fer nearly ten years, but ya know when ya take a bludger to tha' collar bone an' it completely obliterates the bone structure an requires actual surgery ta be repaired. Ya know yer career 'as finally come to a end. Tha's wha' 'appened. Innit somethin'? Tha's why I'm 'ere. Decided since I cannae play tha game 'nymore I might as well make a thing fer meself. Quidditch Instructor? Tha's right.