Post by Simon Caldwell on Jan 9, 2017 23:32:27 GMT -5
SIMON CALDWELL
BASIC INFORMATION
[ FULL NAME ] Simon Caldwell
[ FACECLAIM ] Zachary Quinto
[ DATE OF BIRTH ] June 6th
[ AGE ] 24
[ GENDER ] Male
[ SEXUALITY ] Homosexual
[ BLOOD STATUS ] Half Blood
[ HOUSE ] Slytherin Alumni
[ OCCUPATION ] Secretary for the Improper Use of Magic Division
[ WAND ] Holly, Unicorn hair, Sturdy, Charms and Potions
[ BOGGART ] Old age.
[ AMORTENTIA ] Sangria, Palm trees, Egyptian cotton, and Ylang ylang flowers.
[ FACECLAIM ] Zachary Quinto
[ DATE OF BIRTH ] June 6th
[ AGE ] 24
[ GENDER ] Male
[ SEXUALITY ] Homosexual
[ BLOOD STATUS ] Half Blood
[ HOUSE ] Slytherin Alumni
[ OCCUPATION ] Secretary for the Improper Use of Magic Division
[ WAND ] Holly, Unicorn hair, Sturdy, Charms and Potions
[ BOGGART ] Old age.
[ AMORTENTIA ] Sangria, Palm trees, Egyptian cotton, and Ylang ylang flowers.
WHO ARE YOU?
[ PERSONALITY TRAITS ]
[ LIKES ] Wine, Tacky romance movies, Men in suits, Cooking
[ DISLIKES ] Mismatched clothing, Poor hygiene, The color seafoam, Anything by Warhol
[ STRENGTHS ] Charming, Persuasive, Potions
[ WEAKNESSES ] Cocky, Flamboyant, Shameless, Gossip
[ PET PEEVES ] People who chew with their mouths open, women in open toed shoes.
[ HOBBIES ] Beauty potion making,
[ LIKES ] Wine, Tacky romance movies, Men in suits, Cooking
[ DISLIKES ] Mismatched clothing, Poor hygiene, The color seafoam, Anything by Warhol
[ STRENGTHS ] Charming, Persuasive, Potions
[ WEAKNESSES ] Cocky, Flamboyant, Shameless, Gossip
[ PET PEEVES ] People who chew with their mouths open, women in open toed shoes.
[ HOBBIES ] Beauty potion making,
THE FAMILY TREE
[ MOTHER ] Miranda Caldwell 47 Nurse at St Mungos
[ FATHER ] Andrew Caldwell 50 Tavern Owner
[ RELATIONSHIP ] [ First Middle Last ] [ Age ] [ Occupation ]
[ FATHER ] Andrew Caldwell 50 Tavern Owner
[ RELATIONSHIP ] [ First Middle Last ] [ Age ] [ Occupation ]
WAY BACK WHEN...
[ HISTORY ]
So, heres where I get to tell you all about fabulous little me. For starters, parents? Disowned. Not like it really mattered. Living with a man who smelled like peanuts and stale beer, and a woman who cared for her appearance about as much as a honeybee cares about taxes? Ugh. Trust me, I'm doing just fine.
The ordeal was stressful, sure. I'm an abomination, it's just a phase, I'll get help...that whoooole spiel. So rather than deal with that mess for god knows how long, I just left and they told me not to come back. Win win, really.
Now that that little Lifetime movie drama is out of the way.
I graduated from Hogwarts, began an internship at the Ministry, and now I'm sitting pretty as Secretary for the Improper Use of Magic Division. Sure, I could have gone and done something else, or decided to take an in field position in the Ministry, but honestly. I flirt with bosses, not death, so no Auror or Law Enforcement for me. I couldn't give two shits less about Quidditch, so definitely no games and sports division. Improper Use of Magic though? Literally, all I have to do all day is file reports, take some calls, and occasionally pick up the boss a lunch.
The ordeal was stressful, sure. I'm an abomination, it's just a phase, I'll get help...that whoooole spiel. So rather than deal with that mess for god knows how long, I just left and they told me not to come back. Win win, really.
Now that that little Lifetime movie drama is out of the way.
I graduated from Hogwarts, began an internship at the Ministry, and now I'm sitting pretty as Secretary for the Improper Use of Magic Division. Sure, I could have gone and done something else, or decided to take an in field position in the Ministry, but honestly. I flirt with bosses, not death, so no Auror or Law Enforcement for me. I couldn't give two shits less about Quidditch, so definitely no games and sports division. Improper Use of Magic though? Literally, all I have to do all day is file reports, take some calls, and occasionally pick up the boss a lunch.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
[ WHAT SHOULD WE CALL YOU? ] Armageddon
[ RULES PASSWORD ] Flippity
[ RULES PASSWORD ] Flippity