Post by Archibald T. Hopper on Jan 10, 2017 12:38:15 GMT -5
ARCHIBALD TIBERIUS HOPPER
BASIC INFORMATION
[ FULL NAME ] Archibald Tiberius Hopper
[ FACECLAIM ] David Tennant
[ DATE OF BIRTH ] July 9th
[ AGE ] 40
[ GENDER ] Lad
[ SEXUALITY ] Asexual
[ BLOOD STATUS ] Halfblood
[ HOUSE ] Ravenclaw Alumni
[ OCCUPATION ] Muggle Worthy Excuse Committee
[ WAND ] Alder, Fwooper Feather core, sturdy, Charms and Spellwork
[ BOGGART ] Mannequins
[ AMORTENTIA ] N/A
[ FACECLAIM ] David Tennant
[ DATE OF BIRTH ] July 9th
[ AGE ] 40
[ GENDER ] Lad
[ SEXUALITY ] Asexual
[ BLOOD STATUS ] Halfblood
[ HOUSE ] Ravenclaw Alumni
[ OCCUPATION ] Muggle Worthy Excuse Committee
[ WAND ] Alder, Fwooper Feather core, sturdy, Charms and Spellwork
[ BOGGART ] Mannequins
[ AMORTENTIA ] N/A
WHO ARE YOU?
[ PERSONALITY TRAITS ]
[ LIKES ] Bananas, Slinkies, Proper tea, Theoretical books.
[ DISLIKES ] Pears, Pear flavored things, Guns,
[ STRENGTHS ] Whimsically charming, Clever, Creative, Quick thinker
[ WEAKNESSES ] Focusing, Finishing a thought, Making the correct amount of pasta
[ PET PEEVES ] People who can't keep up, Stubborness
[ HOBBIES ] Running, Gadgets
[ LIKES ] Bananas, Slinkies, Proper tea, Theoretical books.
[ DISLIKES ] Pears, Pear flavored things, Guns,
[ STRENGTHS ] Whimsically charming, Clever, Creative, Quick thinker
[ WEAKNESSES ] Focusing, Finishing a thought, Making the correct amount of pasta
[ PET PEEVES ] People who can't keep up, Stubborness
[ HOBBIES ] Running, Gadgets
THE FAMILY TREE
None to speak of.
WAY BACK WHEN...
[ HISTORY ]
Hello! Right then. Lets see here. History....history history history. I hope you're getting this down.
Right-o! So, I cannae say that much about myself, really. I could tell you loads about physics, Quantum mechanics, and the exact amount of tea cakes it would take to fill up the moon, but thats not really my history..or relevant. I suppose I could make it relevant though. If I...
Wait..
Sorry, lost my train of thought. Where was I? Ah! Yes.The history. Not much to go on here. went to Hogwarts, I am scottish afterall. Went to the ministry. I had debated owning a fruit cart or going on to be a physicist but I lost a bit of a bet. Turns out you cant shove ten bananas into your mouth and recite the Manchester United song. Well you can, but banana gets everywhere and its all sort of garbled. Just a big mess really. Hah, that reminds me of the..wait..sorry. History!
Went to the Ministry, and eventually became the head of the Muggle Worthy Excuse Committee, which, let me tell you, absolutely entertaining. Muggles are so delightful. Wouldn't notice a kelpie if it smacked them on the nose, but when they do notice, some of the things they'll believe are just brilliant. Thats really it, really. Oh, said that an awful lot, didn't I? Two reallys in one sentence. Seems a bit much. How about And that's really it. No..seems unfinished. I suppose thats it, really. Mm...not much better. Ahah! I know.
Thats all I have to say about that.
Oh yes, thats very good. It's got a very final feel to it. I suppose I should have made that my final statement though instead of continuing on here. Finding I can't seem to stop myself though. Ever have one of those moments where you know you should stop but it just keeps on going? Yeah. Funny little world, this.
Right-o! So, I cannae say that much about myself, really. I could tell you loads about physics, Quantum mechanics, and the exact amount of tea cakes it would take to fill up the moon, but thats not really my history..or relevant. I suppose I could make it relevant though. If I...
Wait..
Sorry, lost my train of thought. Where was I? Ah! Yes.The history. Not much to go on here. went to Hogwarts, I am scottish afterall. Went to the ministry. I had debated owning a fruit cart or going on to be a physicist but I lost a bit of a bet. Turns out you cant shove ten bananas into your mouth and recite the Manchester United song. Well you can, but banana gets everywhere and its all sort of garbled. Just a big mess really. Hah, that reminds me of the..wait..sorry. History!
Went to the Ministry, and eventually became the head of the Muggle Worthy Excuse Committee, which, let me tell you, absolutely entertaining. Muggles are so delightful. Wouldn't notice a kelpie if it smacked them on the nose, but when they do notice, some of the things they'll believe are just brilliant. Thats really it, really. Oh, said that an awful lot, didn't I? Two reallys in one sentence. Seems a bit much. How about And that's really it. No..seems unfinished. I suppose thats it, really. Mm...not much better. Ahah! I know.
Thats all I have to say about that.
Oh yes, thats very good. It's got a very final feel to it. I suppose I should have made that my final statement though instead of continuing on here. Finding I can't seem to stop myself though. Ever have one of those moments where you know you should stop but it just keeps on going? Yeah. Funny little world, this.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
[ WHAT SHOULD WE CALL YOU? ] Armageddon
[ RULES PASSWORD ] Flippity
[ RULES PASSWORD ] Flippity