WINCHESTER, zachary

Zachary Winchester at your service! Now, this here says history, doesn't say my history, so I could tell you all about the fall of twelve different pharaohs and dynasties, I can give you the history surrounding Greek myth and legend, I can give you the history of the elusive chicken nugget! Buuuuut I suppose I'll give you mine. 


25, the eldest Winchester offspring, Archaeologist extraordinaire! I'm rootless, and wander the earth in search of it's secrets. I live to dig, and if you should ever find me in a suit, that is a definitive signal that I am in need of rescue and have been kidnapped. 


See, it all started waaaaay back when. Actually..Alright, I can't for certain say when it happened or started, I'm actually a bit foggy with my own history. Which is pretty funny considering I could tell you just about anything from most any time frame and it would be perfectly correct, whereas when it concerns myself...well...I had to ask for directions to find my house. It's not my fault though! It's not like I ever actually go there. It's just where my clothes live. I go and see them once in awhile. Switch them out, have a chat. Discuss the weather. 


Anywho! Archaeology has been my first and only love for as long as I can remember. All through Hogwarts, I had my plan. My best mate Lewis went on to be some big wig Quidditch lad, and me? I took to the wind like a seedless dandelion fluff. Been all over the world, I have. Brazil, Borneo, Iraq, Egypt, Africa. From A to Z. No literally A to Z, I've been to Africa and naturally stopped in Zimbabwe. I think I did that just for the chance to say that in conversation, actually. Can't remember finding much in Zimbabwe. Well, I did find a rather confused leopard, but trust me I was just as confused. We woke up cuddling. It was a very awkward moment. Quite fluffy though. 


What else, what else..OH! Siblings! Yes. I've got Aiden, middle person, lover of..well..all. And then theres Pip! Teeny little thing she is, just don't get on the wrong end of her bat, she's small, but scrappy. The parentals are..well they're parentals. They do...things. Look to be honest its been awhile since I've visited. Foggy memory, remember? Keep meaning to swing by but then..Ehhh. 


Right, so I would love love love to stay and chat buuuut there seems to have been a slight miscommunication with some locals and I may have just agreed to marry a horse.